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ROUND
20 UPDATE
What a week!
And what a tight tussle we have at the top of the leaderboard! Try saying that after a couple of scotches!
And just like in Pakistan, we’ve had a change of leader.
Guido Sanchez has literally handed the yellow jersey over to aqueous, with SUPERBOOT idling his time away now in 3rd spot.
The top 3 are on 116 points each, and 1st and 2nd are only separated by margin of 2 points!
It hasn’t been this close since 1974, when the inaugural winner of our comp, Coolio, beat himself by a point.
I can’t bear to watch. And I’m not talking about Channel 7’s dodgy coverage of the Qantas Olympics.
Channel
7 “commentary” highlights from the past week
Bruce McAvaney on Michael Phelps:
“Not only is he soooooo good, he’s soooo
brave, soooo courageous.”
Coolio’s ‘commentary classic’
rating - 8/10
Michael Phelps on Bruce McAvaney:
“Who is that over excited little guy? And why is he
following me around?”
Coolio’s ‘commentary classic’
rating - 7/10
Bruce during the 100mtr final:
“Bolt leads just at halfway, Powell looking strong,
Dix just holding on and now Bolt moves up. He’s away. Look at this....
woooaaarrggghhhhhh”
Coolio’s ‘commentary classic’
rating – 9.5/10
Daniel Kowalski to Shtephanie Rice:
“Shteph it was a shtar shtudded field, but you emerged
ash the greatesht shtar of all”
Coolio’s ‘commentary classic’
rating – 8.5/10
Dennis Cometti during the Pies v Port game:
“It’s been a bit like a Jim Carrey movie tonight
except it’s been Shaun Burgoyne in every scene”
Coolio’s ‘commentary classic’
rating - 10/10
Coolio
is “not happy” with Channel 7’s Panasonic Olympics coverage
And the comment on News.com they’re referring to.....................
Round
20 News headlines
Only 2 weeks after this:
This news headline:
“Another Magpie denies getting a lift from a teammate - Retracts statement after contradictory
photographic evidence produced”
“Eagles player believes he can magically levitate football”
“New NFL placekicking rule a failure – Demon holds ball
for opposition player in error”
“Aussie walker wins Bronze medal despite dodgy Yum Cha
breakfast earlier”
Now listen
friends, it’s nearly the 1st anniversary!!!! of last year’s funniest
football moment.
The night Geelong
Cat Corey Enright, got the AFL’s first recorded PIU (Possession in Undies) stat.
I wanted to
refresh everyone’s memory, so thought I’d show the stats sheet again.
|
PLAYER |
K |
H |
PIU |
P |
M |
HO |
T |
FF |
FA |
G |
B |
|
Gary Ablett |
14 |
11 |
0 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Nathan Ablett |
2 |
5 |
0 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
|
Mark Blake |
4 |
9 |
0 |
13 |
5 |
29 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Shannon Byrnes |
7 |
9 |
0 |
16 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
0 |
|
Tim Callan |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Paul Chapman |
13 |
7 |
0 |
20 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
|
Joel Corey |
12 |
12 |
0 |
24 |
6 |
1 |
5 |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
|
Matthew Egan |
1 |
2 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Corey Enright |
19 |
9 |
1 |
29 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Charlie Gardiner |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Tom Harley |
7 |
7 |
0 |
14 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Josh Hunt |
11 |
8 |
0 |
19 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
David Johnson |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Steve Johnson |
13 |
3 |
0 |
16 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
2 |
|
James Kelly |
13 |
6 |
0 |
19 |
2 |
0 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
3 |
|
Cameron Ling |
12 |
9 |
0 |
21 |
5 |
0 |
3 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
|
Andrew |
13 |
7 |
0 |
20 |
9 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Darren Milburn |
8 |
11 |
0 |
19 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
Cameron Mooney |
11 |
4 |
0 |
15 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
4 |
2 |
|
Brad Ottens |
8 |
8 |
0 |
16 |
8 |
17 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
4 |
0 |
|
Matthew Scarlett |
5 |
6 |
0 |
11 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
|
Joel Selwood |
15 |
9 |
0 |
24 |
6 |
0 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
|
Mathew Stokes |
13 |
7 |